4 Writers, A Nun and A Crazy Painter Walk Into A Bar…A Coffee Bar!
So Kick has decided to form a book club. She recruited 4 former writers and a crazy painter. You know how those artist types are. Luckily for everyone involved Kick chooses the books. Yeah for the Mysteries!
Hey Eddie...What's this big pink thing that looks like a toilet?
Hey Jimmy...It's a big pink toilet!
Hey Eddie...Is that your watch?
Jimmy...Pushing me was very un-cool! Don't you flush....
Hey Eddie...I feel like I'm on the podium to get a gold medal. Hey Jimmy...You're an idiot!
We’ve been out and about these days and we came across this castle.
Eddie do you think we can go in...the door is open?
Eddie I kind of like it here.
This place is haunted...I can just feel it!
Dude you aren't that good-looking and you are totally creeping me out right now!
Hello Pretty Lady...
Our day at the castle wasn’t without mayhem. The Zombies stormed the castle because they never did that before and some of the townies were freaked out but we know these Zombies so it was cool.
Eddie: Jimmy I asked you for a donut on Fat Tuesday and you bring me a spinning wheel? WTH? - Jimmy: You're Welcome!
Eddie: It was a great day at the Caste but I can't figure out where Kick came from because she wasn't even with us?
Wait till I show you the pictures of the Enchanted Toilet!
Hey All,
I’ve been busy lately…you know…Fighting Against Breast Cancer…
and going to see Sara Evans and Rascal Flatts! Don’t be haters.
Also, don’t tell the Roomie but I used the back rent on my Trip to AC…SWEET!
The Roomies were going out to dinner and asked us if we wanted to go along too. Since I love drinking food and Jimmy is usually doing nothing but lying around I told him to put on his eatin’ britches we’s going out!
I had to ask Bean if she would help us out by putting us closer to the action.
It was a much better being on the table than under it. HA HA…first time for everything with me. So no one told me that the table was hot. Well Jimmy said he told me but usually I think he’s lying to me.
You know because he walks with a cane and doesn’t even have a limp.
Jimmy learns first hand what happens when Roomie leaves the rescue spoon in the fondue pot…HA HA HA.
Jimmy was overwhelmed by the heat and he passed out. So I quick got myself a whiskey and water.
What can I say…I love me some fondue! Then on to desert. Jimmy woke right up when he heard the word CHOCOLATE!
So Roomie asked me if she had anything in her teeth…of course she did…like always.
OMG…Someone get her a breath mint before she kills me!!!
If you ever get a chance to go to the Melting Pot…GO. If you don’t get the chance…work on your schedule and make it happen people.
Fondue is fun, the atmosphere is lovely and they do not discriminated against short alcoholic poets.
Bjorn’s been away from home for almost 4 months and I kind of miss him. As his Roommate of 8 years he kind of grew on me. Sometimes we just had some crazy times.
Sure he’s got disgusting habits but I’ve learned over the years to let it go. He’s a troll and I’ve embraced it. Although I think his habits are more male based than troll based.
Last week he was seen in Atlantic City. He’s all about the shows and gambling.
I know a Trolls gotta do what a Trolls gotta do but I miss the tailless furball.
So Bjorn if you get my voice mail we all miss you and maybe you’ll pop by for a visit sometime. Besides you owe me 4 months back rent. Just saying!
“I’m thinking about buying this car. What do you think?” ~ Eddie
“Bad idea.” ~ Jimmy
“Why do you say that?” ~ Eddie
“Well you like to drink A LOT so you’d never really get to drive it…would you.” ~ Jimmy
“Well if you are going to put it that way…I guess I should rethink the car. Thanks Captain Buzz Kill.” ~ Eddie
“But I look so good in this car.” ~ Eddie
“Dude the steering wheel is on the other side.” ~ Jimmy
“Dream killer! I’m DE-friending you from Facebook!” ~ Eddie
Baby Wonder Woman and Baby Batman have a play date.
You kids go play. And NO! weapons! Do you hear me?
How come you aren't allowed to play with weapons?
My Mom is afraid I might hurt you. You know cause you are a boy.
Um...I don't think soooooo!
Girls rule Boys drool! Had enough yet?
Give up already! It's almost lunchtime.
Are you stalking me? My Dad said I don't have to listen to you because you are the Penguin.
We’ve had some snow of late. Eddie wrote some dark prose about it and we were all…DUDE!
Oh Snow..You are both Beautiful and a stinking mess...you cold wench!
I love snow…but then again I’m a northern Troll so yeah…its all about the snow and the forest for me.
I think Jimmy was having visions of the Donner party. At least that’s all he kept talking about.
Help!?!
Hey Jimmy...where did that Zombie come from? He kind of looks hungry.
Thanks for saving us from the Hungry Zombie but seriously...what the heck are you?
Jimmy: Ah the strong silent type. - Eddie: Seriously...you suck Jimmy.
Then Kick showed up and she got the show on the road. It was a nice day for me but I think the Donner Party was preferring the hot chocolate back home.
We went with the Roomies to get a little nibble and things went just crazy.
Sermon on the Ketchup!
I gave a Sermon on the Ketchup and it was about the goodness of Bacon Cheeseburgers. Many were moved by my beautiful words 
Then Ultraman began showing off his planking skills.
After that I just needed a drink.
I’m pretty sure if you pray over wine it become sacramental so that means you can drink more of it because it’s good for you. I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes.
