Posted in Bjorn Maelstrom, Random Crap

Beware of Things With The Word Sphincter In Them

My friends went on holiday last week to the South West.  They came back with a hot sauce called Sphincter Shrinker.  I don’t know about you but when the label suggest your butt hole will shrink from the heat, well ya’ll, that’s F-ing HOT!

Can’t wait to barbecue with that on a nice cut of beef.  Relax dude, I used to be a vegetarian until I had that first piece of Scrapple.  If I can eat that…well I can eat anything.

p.s. Did you ever notice how hard it is to work the word Sphincter into a conversation?  It’s just not that east but thanks to me I’ve made it a snap!

p.s.s. You’re Welcome!!!

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Hi my name is Bjorn Maelstrom. This blog follows my many adventures. I've been to 16 different states since coming to America. After I suffered two fractured arms I've had to slow down a big but my friends Mick, Alistair, Chris, Hazel, Frank and a bunch of others have graciously said they would continue my adventures. Not that I'm going away completely. Sometimes we travel together sometimes separately but no matter where we go it's always a good time.

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