Beware of Things With The Word Sphincter In Them

My friends went on holiday last week to the South West.  They came back with a hot sauce called Sphincter Shrinker.  I don’t know about you but when the label suggest your butt hole will shrink from the heat, well ya’ll, that’s F-ing HOT!

Can’t wait to barbecue with that on a nice cut of beef.  Relax dude, I used to be a vegetarian until I had that first piece of Scrapple.  If I can eat that…well I can eat anything.

p.s. Did you ever notice how hard it is to work the word Sphincter into a conversation?  It’s just not that east but thanks to me I’ve made it a snap!

p.s.s. You’re Welcome!!!

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