My friends went on holiday last week to the South West. They came back with a hot sauce called Sphincter Shrinker. I don’t know about you but when the label suggest your butt hole will shrink from the heat, well ya’ll, that’s F-ing HOT!
Can’t wait to barbecue with that on a nice cut of beef. Relax dude, I used to be a vegetarian until I had that first piece of Scrapple. If I can eat that…well I can eat anything.
p.s. Did you ever notice how hard it is to work the word Sphincter into a conversation? It’s just not that east but thanks to me I’ve made it a snap!
p.s.s. You’re Welcome!!!