Posted in Bjorn Maelstrom, Random Crap, What happened today

What a Maroon…belt.

I’m totally going to be a Master in Troll Ka-ra-te.  I know what you are thinking.  Bjorn you have two broken arms and can’t move them but this new Ka-ra-te is all about spinning and head stands and well using all my Troll Brain Power to out wit my enemy.  Granted, right now my only enemy is the Kit Kat Bar (so yummy and so bad).  But who knows I might find myself in a knock down drag out Ka-ra-te situation and at least I know I will be prepared for battle.

Look I’ve got my Maroon Belt!

No worries about me joining the Troll Ninja’s because let face it those guys are whacked.  I’m prepared to battle.  Excuse me while I go off and break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar ya’ll!



Hi my name is Bjorn Maelstrom. This blog follows my many adventures. I've been to 16 different states since coming to America. After I suffered two fractured arms I've had to slow down a big but my friends Mick, Alistair, Chris, Hazel, Frank and a bunch of others have graciously said they would continue my adventures. Not that I'm going away completely. Sometimes we travel together sometimes separately but no matter where we go it's always a good time.

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