I’m totally going to be a Master in Troll Ka-ra-te. I know what you are thinking. Bjorn you have two broken arms and can’t move them but this new Ka-ra-te is all about spinning and head stands and well using all my Troll Brain Power to out wit my enemy. Granted, right now my only enemy is the Kit Kat Bar (so yummy and so bad). But who knows I might find myself in a knock down drag out Ka-ra-te situation and at least I know I will be prepared for battle.
Look I’ve got my Maroon Belt!
No worries about me joining the Troll Ninja’s because let face it those guys are whacked. I’m prepared to battle. Excuse me while I go off and break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar ya’ll!