So I got a new car ya’ll. Insert jealous glances HERE! So without further adieu…
Okay I didn’t get a car. Seriously ya’ll I’m 4-1/2″ tall how am I really going to be able to drive this hot automobile! This is Tuna’s car and every once and a while he takes me for a ride. Sometimes he’s lets me stand on the dashboard because…I’m a rebel like that! Danger Troll engage! This sure is a purdy car!
Oh did someone say Hockey? You know as a Nordic person I’m all about ice and snow so when my home town team started kicking it up a notch I was all over it. Who knew Philadelphia had a hockey team? Oh sure…you did…but you kept all that knowledge to yourself. Go sit in the corner and think about how selfish you’ve been!
The Phillies won yesterday too! Wahoo!!! Go Teams! It was sports-a-polooza last night. But I didn’t get to watch any of that…no…I watched Dancing with the Stars because the Roomie had sole possession of the remote. Yeah she sucks like that. I told her in no certain terms she reminded me of a Mets Fan. Yeah she sucks like the Mets!
The things this Troll puts up with!