We went to the Mall last night and The Roomie bought me a hoodie. Like most of my clothes it was too big but I tried it on anyway. I was going for gangsta yo but I thought I looked more like Lady Gaga. D said I looked like Kenny from South Park. Doesn’t Kenny get killed in every episode?
So you decide…
While at the Mall I was going to pop in to the local recruiting office but D kept telling me I was too short to be a Marine.
I forgot I can’t be a Marine because I’m not a US Citizen. Dude I would be so awesome at being a soldier. D still said even if I could be in the military it wouldn’t change the fact I’m vertically challenged.
After the Mall we played in the grass, which is totally what Trolls do! D gave me bunny ears because she thought a Troll with bunny ears was funny. Now I know how Willow felt.