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Gonna Be A Rock Star…maybe?

I like to pretend I have musicality.  The key word is pretend.  I’ve found I’m more a car singer than an actual singer.  I love to play the guitar but I can’t actually say I’m playing a recognizable song.  Mostly I’m just jumping up and down doing my best Pete Townsend.

Look out Rock Star type!

You’d have to admit that I have the look of a rock star.  If Keith Richards was a Troll I’m confident we would look like twins!  But then again if I was a smart human I’d look like Albert Einstein not that it has anything to do with being a Rock Star.  Oh look cookies…

Wait…where was I…oh yeah…Me as a Rock Star.  I’m thinking American Idol as my first foray in to the land of musical giants.  how many tone-deaf, guitar playing with thumbs trolls do they have try out for that show.  Right…I’m a shoe in!!!

Oh Ellen…I’m ready for my close up!



Hi my name is Bjorn Maelstrom. This blog follows my many adventures. I've been to 16 different states since coming to America. After I suffered two fractured arms I've had to slow down a big but my friends Mick, Alistair, Chris, Hazel, Frank and a bunch of others have graciously said they would continue my adventures. Not that I'm going away completely. Sometimes we travel together sometimes separately but no matter where we go it's always a good time.

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