I like to pretend I have musicality. The key word is pretend. I’ve found I’m more a car singer than an actual singer. I love to play the guitar but I can’t actually say I’m playing a recognizable song. Mostly I’m just jumping up and down doing my best Pete Townsend.
You’d have to admit that I have the look of a rock star. If Keith Richards was a Troll I’m confident we would look like twins! But then again if I was a smart human I’d look like Albert Einstein not that it has anything to do with being a Rock Star. Oh look cookies…
Wait…where was I…oh yeah…Me as a Rock Star. I’m thinking American Idol as my first foray in to the land of musical giants. how many tone-deaf, guitar playing with thumbs trolls do they have try out for that show. Right…I’m a shoe in!!!
Oh Ellen…I’m ready for my close up!