Today at work we had a little excitement. Who am I kidding it’s the biggest thing to happen in this small town since the motor cycle parade!
Yes you guessed it…it was a car fire. I know what I want to do with the next, like, 20 years…I want to be a Fire Troll. Not a Troll who sets fires but on that puts them out. I didn’t realize Firemen could wear shorts so once I saw this I was all…Word that’s what I’m gonna do for like the next 20 years!
Wait…someone told me that you have to lug heavy hoses and stuff. Yeah okay, I changed my mind. I’m going to go back to be a load of a Troll. Who took my Tasteycake?