I consulted the magic 8-Ball. All signs point to me not having off tomorrow. Well that’s a bummer.
This is a stress relieving squeeze doll. It relieves stress because it is hysterical looking when you do in fact squeeze it, lol!
Don’t be a hater I was singing John Denver just for you!!
What do you mean this is a non-smoking building!?!
Oh well I’ll just smoke it later. Did I ever tell you the joke about the fish?