The Troll Plots World Domination

Fish I told you not to play with Joshua.  You saw the movie, right?

He seems really excited about playing with Joshua.  Boxtrolls are too trusting.  I pulled the plug.  So no Global Thermal nuclear war today Joshua.

 

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Rainy Days and Mondays

Rainy Days and Mondays always get The Dark Lord down especially when his favorite amalgam just won’t go away.

Yup…she’s like his shadow friend these days.  Fun for HRC not so fun for The Dark Lord.

To make matters worse The Dark Lord’s Propaganda Machine is being mean to him.  It’s okay he’s handling it like he handles everything.  He cries and pees his pants.

Tom Ato thinks there is a resemblance between Pennywise and The Dark Lord.  It makes sense he thinks that, lol.

Ground Hog Day

Yes I know we are a day early but we are going to be very busy tomorrow.

Regardless of IF Puxatawney Phil sees his shadow or not…there really is six more weeks of winter!

Stupid rodent!  Okay it’s not his fault we put so superstitious pressure on the Groundhog.  People are weird like that!