Never Trust A Zombie

Kick had some issues when she was visiting Jared the former Jurassic Park employee at his new job at Zombie World.  You know he had to find a new line of work when the Dinosaurs’ found a way.  Some how getting eaten by a giant lizard at work isn’t as appealing as it sounds.

So the important thing when visiting Zombie World Sister Kick is not to let them bite you. If they bite you it could lead you turning into a zombie and really does anyone want to see a Nun Zombie?

So why do Zombies bite anyway....

Okay of the zombies got loose...don't turn around!

but I want to see...I'm going to turn around now...

Gotch ya! Stay there Kick...I've got him!

"Oh no...I've fallen and I can't get up!"
No worries Kick...I got him. He's neutralized.

So the key to Zombie World is having worked with Zombies before. Good thing I had that Thriller Re-enactment experience. Anyway...thank you Jared for the tour and the saving my life and stuff. Boys and Girls when working with Zombies never turn your back on them. Now I'm ready to get the hell out of here!

Before leaving Zombie World Sr. Kickurass gave that zombie a detention…that will show him who he’s messing with!


Eddie & Jimmy: Now with More Zombies and Castles

We’ve been out and about these days and we came across this castle.

Eddie do you think we can go in...the door is open?

Eddie I kind of like it here.

This place is haunted...I can just feel it!

Dude you aren't that good-looking and you are totally creeping me out right now!

Hello Pretty Lady...

Our day at the castle wasn’t without mayhem.  The Zombies stormed the castle because they never did that before and some of the townies were freaked out but we know these Zombies so it was cool.

Eddie: Jimmy I asked you for a donut on Fat Tuesday and you bring me a spinning wheel? WTH? - Jimmy: You're Welcome!

Eddie: It was a great day at the Caste but I can't figure out where Kick came from because she wasn't even with us?

Wait till I show you the pictures of the Enchanted Toilet!

Paging The Donner Party

We’ve had some snow of late.  Eddie wrote some dark prose about it and we were all…DUDE!

Oh Snow..You are both Beautiful and a stinking cold wench!

I love snow…but then again I’m a northern Troll so yeah…its all about the snow and the forest for me.

I think Jimmy was having visions of the Donner party.  At least that’s all he kept talking about.


Hey Jimmy...where did that Zombie come from? He kind of looks hungry.

Thanks for saving us from the Hungry Zombie but seriously...what the heck are you?

Jimmy: Ah the strong silent type. - Eddie: suck Jimmy.

Then Kick showed up and she got the show on the road.  It was a nice day for me but I think the Donner Party was preferring the hot chocolate back home.

Setting The Record Straight

So apparently Kick thought I was an “Undead American”.  I Rick George, am in fact not an Undead American but an Undead Brit.  ‘What you say?’  ‘A Brit you say?’

Yes it is true that I prefer tea to coffee and sausage with my brains.  I AM BRITISH!

God Save The Queen

I know because I moan a lot that sometimes its difficult to hear my accent but I do have one.  So now that I have cleared that mix up I will now take my leave.

Cheers Mate!