Posted in In The Neighborhood, Jeff the Clone, Jeff the Clone, Pennsylvania, The Roomie, What happened today

An Ordinary Day with Jeff the Clone

Everyone thinks my life is wildly exciting.  Yes I’m a former Storm-trooper from the future, and yes I’m a clone with mad skills.  My life is not all glamour and parties though.  Like yesterday, yesterday I ran errands.

So my day started with a little work.  These are star charts.  TJ and Tourist Dave thought they were Jackson Pollack paintings.  Um…no.  I tried to explain Space to them but they broke out in song and dance.  I gave up.

I got in the car.  The Roomie drove and we went to Target.

I targeted in on the soda we were picking up because of the awesome price.

I pointed out that perhaps it was time to fill up on petrol.  I’m a former soldier we do what needs to get done.

Then back home and I read a book.  So ended my ordinary day….Clone Style!

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Posted in Eddie and Jimmy, Jeff the Clone, New Jersey, Summer, Wildwood Crest

Loving Vacation!

Jimmy and Eddie always love the beach.  However, Jimmy seems to always find himself in a pickle.

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The water had a lot of jellyfish and seaweed today but it didn’t mute out everyone’s good times.  Pablo wanted to show even Prawns can get into the beach hilarity!

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Jeff looks like a true Hollywood leading man in this picture.  He’s used to the desert but like this sand much better than Tatooine, lol.

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Good times had by everyone.  The weather was stellar this day.  Even The King of Prawn’s need some sunscreen 😉

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The guys miss the beach as much as the Roomie.

Posted in Bantley, Eddie and Jimmy, In The Neighborhood, Jeff the Clone, Pennsylvania, Seasons, Snow, Weather, What happened today, Winter

Winter Storm Mars

Winter Storm Mars blew through our neighborhood.  It snowed a long time (over 24 hours) but amounted to very little.

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It started out with some big snowflakes.  Bantley wasn’t having much of this snow business.  He prefers the comfort of a warm mug of grog and a toasty fire.

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By this morning though the snow had gathered on the grassy areas and the trees.  It reminded Jeff the Clone of Narnia.  Very pretty.

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Jimmy just wanted to have an Irish Coffee and call it a day but Eddie reminded him it was their turn to clean off the automobile.  Jimmy then went and made snow angels while Eddie and Jeff the Clone cleaned off the car.  Stupid drunken poet!

Mars was anything but out of this world.  We all gave it a 1 on the Snowmageddon Meter.

Posted in Eddie and Jimmy, Elves Are Everywhere, Groundhog Day, Holidays, Jeff the Clone, Jeff the Clone, Jimmy and Eddie, Linc, Pennsylvania, Random Crap

Groundhog Day!

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Jimmy and Eddie want to wish you a Happy Groundhog Day!

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Eddie doesn’t get the whole let a rodent predict the weather angle but it looks fun.

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Jeff is all about the 130th Anniversary of the event.

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Linc decided to use the Magic 8-Ball to make sure Phil’s prediction was correct.  He got a strong “Most Likely”.  I’ll take it!

Posted in California, Eddie and Jimmy, Elves Are Everywhere, Homie the Gnomie, Jeff the Clone, Jeff the Clone, Jimmy and Eddie, New Jersey, The Roomie, Weekend Adventures, Wildwood Crest

Going to The Beach

This weekend we went with the Roomies to the Beach.

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Gru has put the word out that all off this is his…you may borrow his beach for a fee.

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It was too cold to go down to the water but after the Nor’easter we got a week ago Homie was shocked that the beach looked this good.

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Jeff the Clone declared this beach superior to his visit to Tatooine.  That was like Death Valley.  No fun!

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Jeff the Clone has decided this is his new house.  Until Gru explained that it is on his beach, thus, it his domain.

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Jimmy and Eddie discuss why they’ve been angry that none of their travels have been included on the blog.  These guys are super famous and stuff.

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Don’t you people know who we are!  We are the drunk guys who gave you the California Trip of 2012!!!!

Posted in Bjorn Maelstrom, Buddy Christ, Elves Are Everywhere, Files, Homie the Gnomie, In The Neighborhood, Jeff the Clone, Nor'Easter, Norwegian Explorer, Pennsylvania, Snow, The Roomie, Winter

Oh Yay…It Snowed

So in our neighborhood we got 22.4″ of snow from Jonas.  I still think it’s stupid they name the storms.  Now nobody will want a friend named Jonas because that a-hole dropped 2-3′ of snow on the east coast!

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I think that Homie needs a smaller shovel.  It do give him props for giving it a try though 😉

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I was Bjorn of the mountain.  Really there were mountains of snow everywhere after the plows came through.  Crazy stuff this Nor’easter business.

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We decided to have some fun sliding down the hill.  It would be sledding if someone remembered to bring the sled.  I’m not pointing fingers but you’ll recognize him from his thumbs up…BUDDY!

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Homie says he enjoys snow so much more now than when he was a garden gnome/elf.  He’s a big fan of keeping dry and being warm.  We all survived and the next storm to come our way has been changed to a passing rain shower so no more shoveling for a bit.  YAY!!!

Posted in Jeff the Clone, Jeff the Clone, What happened today

The World According To Jeff…or Not

So Jeff was spending some time with the guys from the Enterprise and they thought it was funny to play “beam me up” games with him.

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Not being familiar with the ways of Star Trek (Different Franchise) Jeff was perplexed.

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Jeff is having a very difficult time with being beamed all over the place.

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Jeff was finally getting used to this type of travel and decided to just enjoy it.

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By the end of the day Jeff was showing them how to kick it Tony Manero Style!  Disco lives!!!