Jeff The Clone Has A New Pet

Everyone kept telling me I need a pet.

So I asked my friend Chris and he said a T-Rex was the perfect pet for me.

They like to run around.

They protect you and have your back.  Like my friend Arnold here.

One side note. Not all T-Rex’s are like Arnold.  Some will just eat you.  I thought a disclaimer about that was important, lol.

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Happy Little Trees, Happy Little Smithers

There is something to be said for Bob Ross and his quiet way of speaking.  He’s so calm.

I love watching him perform his magic.

We all do get a kick out of the notion anyone can make a happy little tree.  Seriously Bob…I’m pretty sure I can’t make a tree and has nothing to do with the fact I only have three fingers and a thumb. HA HA HA.

No Pants News

So I’m just hanging out having a beer and smoking my cigars and wham…accidental car fire.

That guy over there yelled at me to put some pants on.  Seriously?

Dude there is an emergency happening right now.  I’m just here to report it.

You don’t need pants to report the news.  Just interest in it.  Also, I’m glad there is a bar next door.  Have a good weekend you filthy animals!

Tomorrow Is New President’s Day

Tomorrow marks the inauguration of Donald J. Trump as the 45th President of the United States of America.

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Barry wishes 45 Good Luck.  It’s not an easy job.

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The guys and gals who work in this building aren’t very nice to anyone most of the time.

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Bjorn told Barry he would have run for President last year but since he’s a foreigner he can’t.  He knows how Arnie Schwarzenegger feels, DISAPPOINTED.

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He may not be able to be President of the USA but he is Ruler of all Norwegian Explores who are 4″ tall.